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RETURN OF THE JEDI

THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN
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William Brown had been captured. A few minutes more and his lifeless body was hanging from a telephone post at eighteenth and harney streets. hundreds of revolvers and shotguns were fired at the corpse as it dangled in mid-air. Then, the rope was cut. Brown's body was tied to the rear end of an automobile. It was dragged through the streets to Seventeenth and Dodge Streets, four blocks away. The oil from red lanterns used as danger signals for street repairs was poured on the corpse. It was burned. Members of the mob hauled the charred remains through the business district for several hours.

THE RETURN OF
WILLIAM BROWN

NELSON POETRY SLAM
SUNDAY, APRIL 11TH
COCOANUT LOUNGE
7pm

FREE SEX!

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN!!!

My dear friends and loved ones, i have not only joined a cult...i have become a leader of a cult...THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN!!!...heheahaeheeha...the cult is based on the transmisions i have received from an entity known only as "william brown"...among other things...william brown was lynched in 1919 and has come back to seek revenge for his murder...whoops...what i meant to say was...that he is a fun loving entity that is bringing happy things...like rainbows, and bubbles and making men wear tight purple yoga pants!...whoopee!!...william brown enters into my mind when all is calm and quite...when the wind is soft and warm and the sky is blue...ahhh that sounds nice doesn't it...he creates the words that i write and perform...
for example...
i don't write poetry
for the intellectuals
to jerk off to
to snap their fingers to
i write poetry
for the common people
to make love to
to fuck to

for the revolutionary's to raise their fists to
for the down and outs to give hope to

...well...that was an inspiring bit of poetry now wasn't it...a little snippit then...a little taste of what's coming from the cult of william brown...it's fun to join a cult...to change your life...to make a difference...to get that community feeling...that kind of feeling where you are stripped of your identity, who you were...and then left like an empty vessel in which william brown will then help to fill back up...man, that sounds good don't it...sounds like something right up your valley don't it...well then...what are you waiting for...

...join the cult of william brown today!
(...or maybe tomorrow if you're too busy...)

COMING SOONER:
the return of william brown
to the nelson poetry slam
April 11th 7pm Cocoanut lounge Nelson, B.C.

the cult of william brown
solves the mysteries of the world
art fundraiser for moon monster's secret cave second hand store
winlaw (spicer center) april 25 2-5pm
more info...www.moonmonsterssecretcave.com


COMING LATER:
CHASING RAINBOWS
book launch
kootenay tour...may

2nd annual
POETRY IN THE PIT
summer in winlaw

PROPHETS BEFORE PROFITS
late summer tour from winlaw to whitehorse

beware, take care...
sin-cerely
your leader,
william brown

WHEN CULTS ATTACK!!!


GRAND OPENING!
ALL YOU CAN DRINK KOOL AID!
STAY FOR AWHILE, OR STAY FOREVEVER!
GIVE BLOOD!
I CARE ABOUT YOU!
FREE CANDY!
DIE FOR ME!
CARVE AN X IN YOUR FOREHEAD!
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
YOU OWE IT TO THE CAUSE!
CULTS ARE COOL!
I LOVE YOU!
CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?

HYPNOTIZED MINDS


stare into the x in the skull eye normally for 30 seconds, and then look at a blank white spot...a piece of white paper, or a white piece of wall...you will then be under my influence...my absolute control...beware...take care...

sin-cerely
your leader

FREE CULT HAIRCUTS!!!


Now that you are under my control, as your leader i command you to get a cult of william brown haircut...your friends and family will be concerned, but tell them not to worry, that you are happier than you've ever been in your life and that they are just jealous cause you are happy and they are not...

sin-cerely
your leader