OHME MADE BOOK LAUNCH
SHIITE...no man...i'm not a shiite muslim...shouts out to libya!...another country saved...now don't get all U2 BONO on me this early into the email william brown!...i mean...rather...SHIT, MAN...LOOKY LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE...an ohme made event worth jacking off too...i mean taking off your jacket and shoes too, and coming into...
MOONMONSTER'S SECRET CAVE
SECOND HAND STORE
WINLAW, B.C.
THIS SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH
1-3PM
...put on your favourite fanny pack and bring your home made rocket launchers...cause we're gonna rocket out TWO NEW OHME MADE BOOKS into outer space...yes, my friends...we got our dear friend SPARROW'S new post-apocalyptic novel PHOENIX OM...journey with phoenix om and her friend fairytale as they try and save their neck of the woods from the evil mister king!...i like this book alot, and i'm not just saying that cause i'm married to sparrow...you married a sparrow...WHAT THE FUCK!...YOU FUCKED A BIRD!...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME WILLIAM BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and speaking of brown...my third favourite colour is yellow...in ranking order then...i like brown, orange, yellow, and glow in the dark...the sun is yellow...follow me now...william brown presents SUNSHINE KID DETECTIVE AGENCY...a detective story based right here in WINLAW, B.C....
FACE SLICES!
...sold my old ford taurus nicknamed "the dove" a couple of weeks ago...it had no brakes and i had to use the emergency brake for a good chunk of time before i just abandoned it basically...next time you are tailgating, think how the car in front of you might not have brakes and that should drop you back a bit!!...anyway, managed to drive it one last time over to AUSTIN GREENGRASS and his place...when i was inside, i noticed how his entire place is covered with framed nature photographs...blown up shots of trees...fire...rocks...water...i started getting to really look at them, cause they were interesting...had interesting colour's...and then i started to notice something...i started to see faces looking at me...faces in the tree trunks, in the tree bark...faces in the water, in the rocks, and in the fire...WHAT THE FUCK!...HEY AUSTIN DID YOU KNOW THERE'S FACES IN THESE NATURE SHOTS YOU GOT!!!???...he said he knew, and that he'd taken them in and around the WINLAW NATURE PARK...man oh man...my mind was blown wide open...what did these faces mean?...and was that tree actually giving me the middle finger!?!?!...what...huh...guh...hug...what...no!...yes...what...huh...yah...WINLAW IS ALIVE...
ohme made movies presents:
THE SPACES IN BETWEEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLI3QvDGuE
...and this ohme made movie is for weirdos only!
FACE SLICES
see you on the other side of the fence
sounds easy donut?
but i had to climb over some barbed wire
at the top of that fence
ripped the shit out of my pants
makes it easier to shit and piss
you know, make the best out of it
hit the ground running
cause some dogs came at me
kicked one in the face
and pepper sprayed the other one
thought i was home free
but i saw a little kitty
so i stopped and petted that pussy
little did i know it was a trick
and i fell into the womb
and was reborn again
fuck me...not again!!!!
WEIRDO BROWN Y'ALL
SPARROW
man, i love sparrow's art...well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it...matter of fact i did...you married a sparrow...yes, i married sparrow...and we procreated, and had a kid we named "art"...here's some of sparrow's art...
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