ohme made corpse: red binder series
...friend in vancouver, invited me over for some drinks and when i got there...the door was open and i saw this laying on the floor...smelt a setup and took a quick polaroid picture and got out of there...tried to call my friend...but there was no answer...in fact i never saw or heard from him again...for some reason i get turned on when i look at this polaroid so i thought i'd post it up to see if anyone else felt the same?...CULT TALK...
OHME MADE MOVIES
THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN...presents...OHME MADE MOVIES...FOR SALE...in compact DVD form...use it as a frisbee and throw it...throw it and catch the THRILLING ADVENTURES of lil suzie creamcheese, harvest the cat...see WILLIAM BROWN PERFORM in yoga pants and maternity pants...check out MINI DOCUMENTARIES on interesting WINLAW people...all this and more...these are some of the most interesting movies that your mom will call you out of the blue and want to talk to you about...OHME MADE MOVIES...come one, come all...each dvd is an hour long...painted in bright pink...or painted in gold...each dvd comes with a taped page from a G.I. JOE graphic novel...all for the low, low price...monkeys in a barrel go fishing once a week...they argue all the time and they come back home without any fish...then they get into an argument with their wives cause they didn't bring home food...their kids go to sleep hungry...what does this have to do with the dvd you ask?...i don't know...freestyling...just fucking around!!!!...ya dig?
FILM FESTIVAL
THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN...is always coming up with new money making schemes...cults gotta make a living too, you know!...so i've come up with some new art...and it's art that you can not only hang up on your wall...but that you can use as well...PRACTICAL ART
this one is called..."WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A 3 WAY WITH RICHARD GERE IN HIS GATED COMMUNITY HOME?"...that's the art part...the practical part...as your dear leader demonstrates...is that it's also a mirror!!!!
this one is called "...AND WHAT'S LEONARDO DICAPRIO EATING?"...and it's the fascinating story of what leonardo bought at a supermarket and a breakdown of certain items that he purchased...that's the art part...the practical part is that IT'S ON A FOOD PLATTER that you can use for your next party!!!!
ORDER NOW...DON'T DELAY...ENJOY YOUR LAST DAYS!!!
GOOM!
...with an eye on the fall of capitalism the CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN presents 2-1 art!...art that's reversible...2 collages for the price of 1...if you don't like one, just flip it around!...if you have it up for a long time, flip it around and it's a new one...entertain your friends...impress your family...both collages painstakingly cut out and glued onto durable cardboard that i found at the dump!...get yours today, don't delay!
DINOSAUR DEATH!
THAT'S RIGHT...YOU HEARD IT FROM CULT LEADER WILLIAM BROWN FIRST...THE DINOSAURS WEREN'T KILLED BY NATURAL CAUSES...BUT BY PENNIES FALLING FROM THE SKY AND BURYING THEM ALIVE!...HINT, HINT, WINK, WINK...EVERY GOOD CULT LEADER NEEDS A GOOD DINOSAUR DEATH STORY...
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