WHEN SMART METERS ATTACK!
okay dokay...exhibit m...donkey king kong...that shit zaps your brain like leaving your laptop on your private pitter pat parts...leaving your mouth dry or watering, depending on your disposition to all things free and/or dumb...but enough of this moon key business...mustard brown...and all that hogwarts mouthwash...what i meant to say, in all seriousness my muhammad ali ali box chainlink day fans...is that...
smart meters are being put into homes all across british columbia...are they as safe as b.c. hydro is leading us to believe?...
at the very least, they are installing them without proper study and their longterm effects on our health could be hazardous...
in duncan, b.c. a group of creative activists are using creative, non-violent, and non-cooperative techniques to bring the issues of smart meters to the general public...
ohme made movies went to investigate...
ohme made movies
presents
can art be smart?
colonel mustard brown
over and out
EVERYTHING IS PURPLE...everything?
"I was taking a color walk around paris the other day...i was walking down the boulevard when i suddenly felt this cool wind on a warm day and when i looked out i was seeing all the blues in the street in front of me...blue on a foulard...blue on a young workman's ass...his blue jeans...a girl's blue sweater...blueneon...the blue sky...all the blues...when i looked again i saw nothing but all the reds...of a red traffic light...a red car light...a red cafe sign...a man's red nose..." said william burroughs as he walked around paris...altering how he perceived the world...filtering what came into his mind... from what his eyes did see...
Well, this morning i woke up and guess what?...i began to see in the colour purple...so i reached for my purple pants and my purple tshirt...put my purple shoes on...went to the library and saw purple backpacks and purple kids chairs...walked downtown and heard jimi hendrix "purple haze" coming out of someone's car...stopped off at the farmer's market and bought some purple carrots and purple potatoes...a dealer asked me if i wanted any "purple" weed...back home listened to asap rocky's "purple swag"...put my purple yoga pants on, did some yoga and then dyed my hair purple...went to bed and counted purple sheep until i went to sleep...
How the color purple affects us mentally and physically
* Uplifting
* Calming to mind and nerves
* Offers a sense of spirituality
* Encourages creativity
* Uplifting
* Calming to mind and nerves
* Offers a sense of spirituality
* Encourages creativity
Does anyone else see in colour blocks?...think in colours...hear colours...touch colours...taste colours...or is it just burroughs and willy bee?
OHME MADE MOVIES
PRESENTS...
EVERYTHING IS PURPLE...EVERYTHING?
A NEW COMEDY ROUTINE by william brown
WHEN FISH PLAY GUITAR
...what if you watched a couple of ohme made movies on your computer in your car...what if you watched them and then ate some popcorn and then made out with each other...getting greasy fingerprints on the computer screen...woa their nelly!...who is nelly by the way?...i bet nelly would've never thought a cult leader would be using her name in the year 2011!?!...
so i've been making these little documentaries on the strange, interesting inhabitants of winlaw...we got the goat queen...we got charles "futher ash" chalmers...we got the mad hatter...we got margo talbot...we got phoenix rain...we got harvest the cat...we got lil suzie creamcheese...we got lorne and his 10,000 records http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiMiMjdHxA
...and now ohme made movies presents...WHEN FISH PLAY GUITAR...every month or so, a fish truck driven by DAVE SOROKA pulls into winlaw and sets up shop...people come and buy some fish from dave and go home and enjoy a nice meal...but like clark kent, there's a superman behind dave...and that superman is being one of the finest singer/songwriter's that i've come across in a long time...it's like if bob dylan came to town in that fish truck...check it out...
...let's give a printer that just ran out of ink wave...huh?...to our newest of cult members...
#98: octo
#99: bubs
...thanks to octo and bubs and stink bug for grabbing some willy bee collages this past weekend!...warms my tummy...on a personal note...sparrow, baby phoenix, harvest the cat, and myself are going to be living on vancouver island this winter...so if you, or anyone you know would like to live in our yurt for about 6 months...experience life in the kootenays and live in a beautiful yurt...give me an email and i'll give you some more information...
looking forward
to hugging my mom
and my nana soon
william brown
STOCKOHME 77 presents...STAY AT HOLM UNTIL YOU ARE 77...PRESS HERE FOR THE OHME MADE MOVIE
okay...right to the point for you eye speed, ABCDHD,
wirelessismorewiresmoreisbetterthanless motherlovers out there...
STOCKOHME 77 PRESENTS:
okay...phew...let's...okay...now, i got some slower, dial up for those puddinglovers who stay at home until you're 77...sipping on wine and reading about edgar cayce not caring about time...huh...what...who...what i meant to say was that...
...sometimes i feel like someone is following me...shadowing me...sometimes my skin crawls...sometimes i think i catch a flash of movement out of the corner of my eye...collection agencies onto me?...empty the bank account...sell the business...sell the yurt...leave without a trace...re-locate...keep moving...no paper trail...or maybe it's our good friend the grim reaper...i live my life like i could die at any moment...if you didn't have any "stuff" where would you live?...if you didn't have any concerns over money or jobs what would you do?...if you are answered by saying you would live where you currently live and you would be doing what you already do...then there's no problem...if not...then...hmmm...these things i think about consistently...like wondering when capitalism will die and whether or not me and my family will survive...wondering...that i can write the things i write, and say the things i say because the "powers that be" are winning...wondering if i should get a gun or a crossbow, cause the transition will be violent...even though...well...hmmm...sometimes i think too much...worry too much...sometimes i need a helping hand...and that's where stockholm 77 came into my life...a helping hand...at stockholm 77 they can help you with your problems...give them a call...let them know...let them lend you a hand...the first session is completely free...and after that...well...let's see...first things first...what is a "stockholm"...what is a "77"...let's pull back the curtain then...for instance... STOCKHOLM syndrome describes the behaviour of kidnap victims who, over time, become sympathetic to their captors. The name derives from a 1973 hostage incident in Stockholm, Sweden. At the end of six days of captivity in a bank, several kidnap victims actually resisted rescue attempts, and afterwards refused to testify against their captors...In certain numerological systems based on the English alphabet, the number 77is associated with jesus christ. CHRIST is C = 3, H = 8, R = 18, I = 9, S = 19, T = 20, which added together equal 77...flight 77 crashing into the Pentagon on September 11...the infamous july 7, 2005 london bombings, also known as 7/7...now what...now who...no man...i said "now it's time for some lau tzu!"
SEVENTY-SEVEN
humanity grows more and more intelligent, yet there
is clearly more trouble and less happiness daily.
how can this be so?
it is because intelligence is not the same thing as wisdom
when a society misuses partial intelligence and
ignores holistic wisdom, its people forget the
benefits of a plain and natural life
seduced by their desires, emotions, and egos, they
become slaves to bodily demands, to luxuries, to
power and unbalanced religion and psychological
excuses
then the reign of calamity and confusion begins
nonetheless, superior people can awaken during times
of turmoil to lead others out of the mire
but how can the one liberate the many?
by first liberating his own being
he does this not by elevating himself, but by lowering
himself
he lowers himself to that which is simple, modest,
true; integrating it into himself, he becomes a
master of simplicity, modesty, truth
completely emancipated from his former false life, he
discovers his original pure nature, which is the pure
nature of the universe
freely and spontaneously releasing his divine energy,
he constantly transcends complicated situations and
draws everything around him back into an integral
oneness
because he is a living divinity, when he acts, the
universe acts
FROM THE UNKNOWN TEACHINGS OF LAO TZU
in the end,
sometimes i feel small...
and sometimes
i feel tall
depends on how i feel when i wake up
your best bud,
william brown
WILLIAM BROWN FOR MAYOR!
...hi everybody...it's your friend til the end...can i tell you a story...i'm currently in a witness relocation program...i live in a suburban community, where i shop at walmart and drive around listening to tupac songs with heavy bass...driving by the elementary school real slow, and then burning rubber real fast...girls like that or so i've heard...gone from underground to above ground...from off grid to the matrix grid...outlaw artist to tv watcher...cult leader to now running for mayor...a positive choice...anyway...don't know how long i'll be gone for...shit man, if i do get elected to mayor of north cowichan i'm gonna just go with the flow, and ride that wave til i get to the beach...go from life's a bitch to life's a beach...fuck yeah...rather...what i wanted to say was thanks to the people that supported the enterprises of william brown...if you came out to a performance, or a book launch, if you watched an ohme made movie, joined the cult, bought or read an ohme made book, picked up some ohme made art, came into moonmonster's and said hi...i thank you...it meant alot to me...
your positive choice...
william brown
YURT FOR SALE: $10,900
available april 2012...used yurt...3 years old...24 footer...approximately 460 square feet in the round...experience the beauty of yurt living...live closer to nature...hear the rain...see the deer...comes with laminate flooring...floor insulation...two doors...4 windows...dome ceiling...also comes with woodstove and chimney...great if you've just bought raw land and need a home while you build your dream home...great if you want a second home...or if you want a yoga or meditation place...or an art studio...more information contact...william brown at dinosaurdeath@gmail.com
OHME MADE BOOK LAUNCH
SHIITE...no man...i'm not a shiite muslim...shouts out to libya!...another country saved...now don't get all U2 BONO on me this early into the email william brown!...i mean...rather...SHIT, MAN...LOOKY LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE...an ohme made event worth jacking off too...i mean taking off your jacket and shoes too, and coming into...
MOONMONSTER'S SECRET CAVE
SECOND HAND STORE
WINLAW, B.C.
THIS SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH
1-3PM
...put on your favourite fanny pack and bring your home made rocket launchers...cause we're gonna rocket out TWO NEW OHME MADE BOOKS into outer space...yes, my friends...we got our dear friend SPARROW'S new post-apocalyptic novel PHOENIX OM...journey with phoenix om and her friend fairytale as they try and save their neck of the woods from the evil mister king!...i like this book alot, and i'm not just saying that cause i'm married to sparrow...you married a sparrow...WHAT THE FUCK!...YOU FUCKED A BIRD!...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME WILLIAM BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and speaking of brown...my third favourite colour is yellow...in ranking order then...i like brown, orange, yellow, and glow in the dark...the sun is yellow...follow me now...william brown presents SUNSHINE KID DETECTIVE AGENCY...a detective story based right here in WINLAW, B.C....
FACE SLICES!
...sold my old ford taurus nicknamed "the dove" a couple of weeks ago...it had no brakes and i had to use the emergency brake for a good chunk of time before i just abandoned it basically...next time you are tailgating, think how the car in front of you might not have brakes and that should drop you back a bit!!...anyway, managed to drive it one last time over to AUSTIN GREENGRASS and his place...when i was inside, i noticed how his entire place is covered with framed nature photographs...blown up shots of trees...fire...rocks...water...i started getting to really look at them, cause they were interesting...had interesting colour's...and then i started to notice something...i started to see faces looking at me...faces in the tree trunks, in the tree bark...faces in the water, in the rocks, and in the fire...WHAT THE FUCK!...HEY AUSTIN DID YOU KNOW THERE'S FACES IN THESE NATURE SHOTS YOU GOT!!!???...he said he knew, and that he'd taken them in and around the WINLAW NATURE PARK...man oh man...my mind was blown wide open...what did these faces mean?...and was that tree actually giving me the middle finger!?!?!...what...huh...guh...hug...what...no!...yes...what...huh...yah...WINLAW IS ALIVE...
ohme made movies presents:
THE SPACES IN BETWEEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLI3QvDGuE
...and this ohme made movie is for weirdos only!
FACE SLICES
see you on the other side of the fence
sounds easy donut?
but i had to climb over some barbed wire
at the top of that fence
ripped the shit out of my pants
makes it easier to shit and piss
you know, make the best out of it
hit the ground running
cause some dogs came at me
kicked one in the face
and pepper sprayed the other one
thought i was home free
but i saw a little kitty
so i stopped and petted that pussy
little did i know it was a trick
and i fell into the womb
and was reborn again
fuck me...not again!!!!
WEIRDO BROWN Y'ALL
SPARROW
man, i love sparrow's art...well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it...matter of fact i did...you married a sparrow...yes, i married sparrow...and we procreated, and had a kid we named "art"...here's some of sparrow's art...
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