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WHEN FISH PLAY GUITAR



...remember the drive in movie theatre?...the last time i remember going was sometime in the 80's with my uncle and aunt...i remember they had a big playground in front of the theatre...i remember looking at the car next to me moving up and down, the windows all fogged up...people getting it on...i think i even saw a glimpse of the woman's tit...god damn right i remember that!...better watching that scene than the movie...the world according to garp with robin williams i think the movie was...

...what if you watched a couple of ohme made movies on your computer in your car...what if you watched them and then ate some popcorn and then made out with each other...getting greasy fingerprints on the computer screen...woa their nelly!...who is nelly by the way?...i bet nelly would've never thought a cult leader would be using her name in the year 2011!?!...

so i've been making these little documentaries on the strange, interesting inhabitants of winlaw...we got the goat queen...we got charles "futher ash" chalmers...we got the mad hatter...we got margo talbot...we got phoenix rain...we got harvest the cat...we got lil suzie creamcheese...we got lorne and his 10,000 records http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiMiMjdHxA

...and now ohme made movies presents...WHEN FISH PLAY GUITAR...every month or so, a fish truck driven by DAVE SOROKA pulls into winlaw and sets up shop...people come and buy some fish from dave and go home and enjoy a nice meal...but like clark kent, there's a superman behind dave...and that superman is being one of the finest singer/songwriter's that i've come across in a long time...it's like if bob dylan came to town in that fish truck...check it out...


...let's give a printer that just ran out of ink wave...huh?...to our newest of cult members...
#98: octo
#99: bubs

...thanks to octo and bubs and stink bug for grabbing some willy bee collages this past weekend!...warms my tummy...on a personal note...sparrow, baby phoenix, harvest the cat, and myself are going to be living on vancouver island this winter...so if you, or anyone you know would like to live in our yurt for about 6 months...experience life in the kootenays and live in a beautiful yurt...give me an email and i'll give you some more information...

looking forward
to hugging my mom
and my nana soon

william brown

STOCKOHME 77 presents...STAY AT HOLM UNTIL YOU ARE 77...PRESS HERE FOR THE OHME MADE MOVIE



okay...right to the point for you eye speed, ABCDHD,
wirelessismorewiresmoreisbetterthanless motherlovers out there...

STOCKOHME 77 PRESENTS:

okay...phew...let's...okay...now, i got some slower, dial up for those puddinglovers who stay at home until you're 77...sipping on wine and reading about edgar cayce not caring about time...huh...what...who...what i meant to say was that...

...sometimes i feel like someone is following me...shadowing me...sometimes my skin crawls...sometimes i think i catch a flash of movement out of the corner of my eye...collection agencies onto me?...empty the bank account...sell the business...sell the yurt...leave without a trace...re-locate...keep moving...no paper trail...or maybe it's our good friend the grim reaper...i live my life like i could die at any moment...if you didn't have any "stuff" where would you live?...if you didn't have any concerns over money or jobs what would you do?...if you are answered by saying you would live where you currently live and you would be doing what you already do...then there's no problem...if not...then...hmmm...these things i think about consistently...like wondering when capitalism will die and whether or not me and my family will survive...wondering...that i can write the things i write, and say the things i say because the "powers that be" are winning...wondering if i should get a gun or a crossbow, cause the transition will be violent...even though...well...hmmm...sometimes i think too much...worry too much...sometimes i need a helping hand...and that's where stockholm 77 came into my life...a helping hand...at stockholm 77 they can help you with your problems...give them a call...let them know...let them lend you a hand...the first session is completely free...and after that...well...let's see...first things first...what is a "stockholm"...what is a "77"...let's pull back the curtain then...for instance...STOCKHOLM syndrome describes the behaviour of kidnap victims who, over time, become sympathetic to their captors. The name derives from a 1973 hostage incident in Stockholm, Sweden. At the end of six days of captivity in a bank, several kidnap victims actually resisted rescue attempts, and afterwards refused to testify against their captors...In certain numerological systems based on the English alphabet, the number 77is associated with jesus christ. CHRIST is C = 3, H = 8, R = 18, I = 9, S = 19, T = 20, which added together equal 77...flight 77 crashing into the Pentagon on September 11...the infamous july 7, 2005 london bombings, also known as 7/7...now what...now who...no man...i said "now it's time for some lau tzu!"

SEVENTY-SEVEN

humanity grows more and more intelligent, yet there
is clearly more trouble and less happiness daily.
how can this be so?
it is because intelligence is not the same thing as wisdom

when a society misuses partial intelligence and
ignores holistic wisdom, its people forget the
benefits of a plain and natural life
seduced by their desires, emotions, and egos, they
become slaves to bodily demands, to luxuries, to
power and unbalanced religion and psychological
excuses
then the reign of calamity and confusion begins

nonetheless, superior people can awaken during times
of turmoil to lead others out of the mire
but how can the one liberate the many?
by first liberating his own being
he does this not by elevating himself, but by lowering
himself
he lowers himself to that which is simple, modest,
true; integrating it into himself, he becomes a
master of simplicity, modesty, truth

completely emancipated from his former false life, he
discovers his original pure nature, which is the pure
nature of the universe

freely and spontaneously releasing his divine energy,
he constantly transcends complicated situations and
draws everything around him back into an integral
oneness
because he is a living divinity, when he acts, the
universe acts

FROM THE UNKNOWN TEACHINGS OF LAO TZU


in the end,
sometimes i feel small...
and sometimes
i feel tall
depends on how i feel when i wake up
your best bud,
william brown

WILLIAM BROWN FOR MAYOR!


...hi everybody...it's your friend til the end...can i tell you a story...i'm currently in a witness relocation program...i live in a suburban community, where i shop at walmart and drive around listening to tupac songs with heavy bass...driving by the elementary school real slow, and then burning rubber real fast...girls like that or so i've heard...gone from underground to above ground...from off grid to the matrix grid...outlaw artist to tv watcher...cult leader to now running for mayor...a positive choice...anyway...don't know how long i'll be gone for...shit man, if i do get elected to mayor of north cowichan i'm gonna just go with the flow, and ride that wave til i get to the beach...go from life's a bitch to life's a beach...fuck yeah...rather...what i wanted to say was thanks to the people that supported the enterprises of william brown...if you came out to a performance, or a book launch, if you watched an ohme made movie, joined the cult, bought or read an ohme made book, picked up some ohme made art, came into moonmonster's and said hi...i thank you...it meant alot to me...

your positive choice...

william brown

YURT FOR SALE: $10,900
available april 2012...used yurt...3 years old...24 footer...approximately 460 square feet in the round...experience the beauty of yurt living...live closer to nature...hear the rain...see the deer...comes with laminate flooring...floor insulation...two doors...4 windows...dome ceiling...also comes with woodstove and chimney...great if you've just bought raw land and need a home while you build your dream home...great if you want a second home...or if you want a yoga or meditation place...or an art studio...more information contact...william brown at dinosaurdeath@gmail.com