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WHEN PINK PECKERS ATTACK!!!!

Hi everybody...i live in this town where it tries to bring in
tourist dollars by showcasing its pretty murals
...like this one...documenting the first white baby born in chemainus...
what?...huh?...hmmm...okay...anyway...shouts out to JULIA ASKEW!
anyway, william brown and sparrow were cruising with baby phoenix today and saw
some new "murals"...hehe...by the
local playground...that is we were innocent lambs walking
baby phoenix rain when we SAW THIS...
I immediately yanked out my...yes, well...what i meant to say was that
i immediately grabbed my magnifying glass for a closer look...
I was scared...scared...SCARED I TELL YA...why won't you honour my feelings!?!...WHY???...and then we gathered ourselves and bravely continued on and
were walking with the baby down an innocent street when THIS JUMPED OUT AT US...
"Christ!!!" i freaked to sparrow "we got a situation here!"...where's peter parker?...where's william brown?...oh here i am...cause we got a situation here...looks like we have a rampaging gang of pink peckers on our hands...known mortally hence as "THE PINK PECKER GANG!!!"...for all that's good and socks that are holey...lock your screen doors...bring in your laundry that's hanging innocently, almost too innocently out to dry in your backyard...bring in your garden gnomes...cause they are little and need to be cared for too you know?!
Luckily we arrived back home safely...i gave the sunshine kid detective agency a call and they were on the case...soon they reported back with a clue...the"PINK PECKER GANG" left an incriminating piece of pink evidence near the scene of their...i can't even say...danger...do not approach these animals...these flamingos...they may be addicts...addicted to the sweet sweet swedish berries...extreme caution...sugar highs are nothing to fuck with...nothing...you ever seen a 5 year old on a sugar high?!
They were then traced...to this pink house...it's currently under surveillance...updates will follow shortly...report any pink spray paint being sold...report your kids if they seem like they are liking pink a little too much...you know what i mean...you do...you just don't want to...that is...BE AWARE...TAKE CARE...this is a neighbourhood watch your pecker community...contact william brown care of the sunshine kid detective agency and daycare...for all your needs...including...but not limited to having your kids looked after...you know...just saying...it's a tight economy these days is all and a brother has to do what a brother has to do, which i'm not exactly too sure about because i'm an only child and never had a brother...i do have a mother though and she's coming to visit soon...anyway...ahem...yes...cough, cough...excuse my couch cough...and watch out for those pink pecker's!...in the end...

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On Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 6:48 PM, william brown wrote:

I went into a mcdonald's with a bunch of friends when i was like 16 or so...i had to go pee...and was doing my thing with great accuracy into the urinal when this guy busts in...skinhead, tattoos and a disposition that quite frankly intimidated me...he told me to piss into his cup...which he then produced out of thin air, like a sunday afternoon kids magic trick...i hesitated, and then with that already mentioned great accuracy, filled his cup up to the splashing point...he left and i left...i didn't tell my friends...i didn't tell anyone until now, my dear cultie wulties...WHAT THE F. SCOTT FITZGERALD IS WILLY BEE BOTHERING US WITH NOW!?!?!?!..ummm...yeah...right...oh yeah...

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hey willy bee
don't worry
your pee story
is secret with me
buzzz buzzz
like a little bee
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