RETURN OF THE JEDI
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FREE SEX!
...join the cult of william brown today!
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WHEN CULTS ATTACK!!!
GRAND OPENING!
ALL YOU CAN DRINK KOOL AID!
STAY FOR AWHILE, OR STAY FOREVEVER!
GIVE BLOOD!
I CARE ABOUT YOU!
FREE CANDY!
DIE FOR ME!
CARVE AN X IN YOUR FOREHEAD!
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
YOU OWE IT TO THE CAUSE!
CULTS ARE COOL!
I LOVE YOU!
CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?
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HYPNOTIZED MINDS
stare into the x in the skull eye normally for 30 seconds, and then look at a blank white spot...a piece of white paper, or a white piece of wall...you will then be under my influence...my absolute control...beware...take care...
sin-cerely
your leader
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FREE CULT HAIRCUTS!!!
Now that you are under my control, as your leader i command you to get a cult of william brown haircut...your friends and family will be concerned, but tell them not to worry, that you are happier than you've ever been in your life and that they are just jealous cause you are happy and they are not...
sin-cerely
your leader
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