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WELCOME TO THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN!!!

My dear friends and loved ones, i have not only joined a cult...i have become a leader of a cult...THE CULT OF WILLIAM BROWN!!!...heheahaeheeha...the cult is based on the transmisions i have received from an entity known only as "william brown"...among other things...william brown was lynched in 1919 and has come back to seek revenge for his murder...whoops...what i meant to say was...that he is a fun loving entity that is bringing happy things...like rainbows, and bubbles and making men wear tight purple yoga pants!...whoopee!!...william brown enters into my mind when all is calm and quite...when the wind is soft and warm and the sky is blue...ahhh that sounds nice doesn't it...he creates the words that i write and perform...

for example...

i don't write poetry

for the intellectuals

to jerk off to

to snap their fingers to

i write poetry

for the common people

to make love to

to fuck to

for the revolutionary's to raise their fists to

for the down and outs to give hope to

...well...that was an inspiring bit of poetry now wasn't it...a little snippit then...a little taste of what's coming from the cult of william brown...it's fun to join a cult...to change your life...to make a difference...to get that community feeling...that kind of feeling where you are stripped of your identity, who you were...and then left like an empty vessel in which william brown will then help to fill back up...man, that sounds good don't it...sounds like something right up your valley don't it...well then...what are you waiting for...

...join the cult of william brown today!

(...or maybe tomorrow if you're too busy...)

COMING SOONER:

the return of william brown

to the nelson poetry slam

April 11th 7pm Cocoanut lounge Nelson, B.C.

the cult of william brown

solves the mysteries of the world

art fundraiser for moon monster's secret cave second hand store

winlaw (spicer center) april 25 2-5pm

more info...www.moonmonsterssecretcave.com

COMING LATER:

CHASING RAINBOWS

book launch

kootenay tour...may

2nd annual

POETRY IN THE PIT

summer in winlaw

PROPHETS BEFORE PROFITS

late summer tour from winlaw to whitehorse

beware, take care...

sin-cerely

your leader,

william brown